tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55219272011-04-21T16:25:48.415-06:00My personal thoughts will be recorded with (possibly) some kind of pattern. If not, I'll just write when I feel like it.mattfast1noreply@blogger.comBlogger421100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5521927.post-1104552610595736252004-12-31T21:10:00.000-07:002004-12-31T21:10:10.596-07:00

I just had one of the last of my amusing moments for the year: I turned on my television to Denver's 7 (ABC), just in time to witness the opening sequence to the new year's celebration-thingy: Dick Clark's New Year's Primetime Rockin' Eve 2005(With Regis Philbin)Very Amusing.[Listening to: Group X - Schfifty-Five (2:08)]

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You are 73% Pisces How much do you match your zodiac sign? Current Internet Time: @ Current Mountain Time:

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Wow... when was the last time I posted in this blog? October? Wow, I can't believe it's been two months already... I've already been through two productions, and I've been working in our theatre non-stop since September... and now I'm a crew chief for our upcoming show... I'll try to post more later, but I'm not promising anything.

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You know you've been up too much when the infomercials with old fat people start running.

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As all the major media outlets have been reporting for some time, the incumbent president George W. Bush has 269 of the 270 electoral votes needed to be elected this year. However, in a statement about 5 minutes ago by John Edwards, the Kerry campaign told the crowd outside the Boston Public Library that they will "make sure every vote counts, and make sure every vote is counted". As he spoke, a

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Have you ever seen those "motivational posters"? Well, here's the demotivational posters! [link]

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It's finally snowing here in Denver! This is the first time we've gotten snow since February, when we had problems with things collapsing.... Of course, that was a lot of snow...Oh, and I downloaded Bloggar, and I'm using it to make this post. It seems all right, it can automatically insert your current music. However, the spell check found two words it didn't like: "Denver" and "February", so

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I went to the GIS tonight to get a hilarious picture of "The Hulk" for inclusion in a post on my forum. A mistake I will never make again. To see why, click the title.

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I just read this someplace, and thought about it, and decided to post it here because it really does have a lot of impact. Read, enjoy, and cry. 10th Grade As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to

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I have been completely beat for the last couple of days, mostly due to a job I did for a realtor named Van Morrow, but also due to theatre. On Sunday morning, I was greeted to my mother yelling at me to get up, because I'd gotten these basketball schedules that Van sent over. So I go out into teh world to make some of my rounds until it got two dark to see six inches in front of my face, then I

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This has so many possibilities, it's not even funny: Jeremy has the biggest cock in Britain An Essex man believes he has the biggest cock in Britain - a 2ft monster which he calls Melvin... (link) And then, it turned into a story about something no one would ever think about. And here I thought I had something for Sho to look at. Current Internet Time: @261

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I'm so tired right now. I really don't want to go to gym. I didn't sleep well last night. Fuck.

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I am so sick of this computer. Yeah, Hi. It's nice to be back and blogging. The blogger software went through so many changes while I was gone. Anyway... My computer has been acting very strangely the past couple of days. I would load-up a virus scanner, but I'm just too lazy. If this computer is going to be on the net for a while, though, I may just decide to install the virus protection anyway

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Here's a great post that seems to pertain to my cat: I swear, I have enough cat hair in my carpet, on my clothes, in dark recesses of the bathroom, on the kitchen floor, buried in the couch, in my hairbrush, festooned throughout my linens, and floating in the air at my apartment to knit a whole 'nother cat. I swear, once the hot weather comes back and she doesn't need it for the whole 'keeping

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Current Internet Time: @270 Current Mountain Time: 22:29   Wow. I can't believe that I have gone two months without my blogs and one month without my modem. That's right, my modem decided to burn in the firey pits of my computer, and it was just salvaged tonight. So I am back on the internet, ready to update. I have written various blog entries during this time that have not yet been typed.

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Current Internet Time: @244 Current Mountain Time: 22:50 Yo, An Update!   Just in case you didn't know this already, I haven't been updating much lately. Since no one I know follows my blog, I figure I must offer an explaination to my neglect of my blog since August 20th. First, I have been uber-busy with homework this year. I mean, I figure I'm taking less classes, I get less homework. Not

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Current Internet Time: @199 Current Mountain Time: 21.47 She's Too Big, Scotty!   If you are like me, you get hundreds of messages a day. No, they are not all hate mail; nor are they from friends. Yes, they are spam. Spam constitutes roughly 227% of my e-mail every day, causing me to turn on filters that, for some reason, hate all mail with "msn.com", "hotmail.com", and "microsoft.com" domains

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Current Internet Time: @221 Current Mountain Time: 22.18   DISCLAIMER: I do not really wish to do the things mentioned here. Never. I want to make that clear to all authorities.   Well, OK, maybe I do. That doesn't mean I will.   NOTE: If you already read my other blog ( Wha? How did I get here? ), you will be disappointed. This post is also there, since I'm too damn lazy to write two blog

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Current Internet Time: @254 Current Mountain Time: 23.06   You know, something just occured to me. Well, several somethings: my mind is always working. But one thing in particular is that, although I have mentioned bad software, I have never given anyone any good software to see. So, that's whats on today. WinMX   WinMX ( WinMX.com ) is a P2P file sharing service. For our readers who are

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Current Internet Time: @252 Current Mountain Time: 23.03 Fuck you, GuideScope!!!!!   As you may know, a company called GuideScope puts out a product called GuideScope, which promises to block all ads. I tested it, and these are my results: Download Time: Reasonably quick download over a 56.6K modem (with AOL, mind you).Installation: Virtually painless, doesn't fuck with system settings, making

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Current Internet Time: @270 Current 23.29 Power to the Spoons!   Well, I visited Kay's Blog, found via the "10 most recently published blogs" list on Blogger's web site. On this web site, I found links to several quizzes, the results of which are published on this page.   Please note that some quizzes may be protected by copyright law, blah blah blah... Inclusion on this site doesn't mean

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Current Internet Time: @338 Current Mountain Time: 1.08   Well, I just took a cool online survey to show personality disorders. These are my results: DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:LowSchizotypal:ModerateAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:ModerateNarcissistic:HighAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Moderate-- Personality Disorder Test - Take It! --   Therefore, GIVE ME

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Current Internet Time: @304 Current Mountain Time: 0.17   Well, now that I am home from camp, and I am out of summer school, I am extremely bored. I am so bored, it is draining my ideas away from me and causing me to use all my internet time looking at porn. I mean, using the internet wisely for all my many projects. The Netscape Mail server is either down for repairs, crashed, or is not

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Current Internet Time: @255 Current Mountain Time: 23.08   Today all I have done is sit on my big fat ass. However, I have been cleaning my room, not bumming around on the internet. Maybe I'll post some pictures later. However, I do have an Awful Link™ of the day©. It is Crystalinks Metaphysical and Science Page. Here is what another author had to say about it: Ellie Crystal is many things.

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Current Internet Time: @354 Current Mountain Time: 1.31 That's where I was. In Raven, on the Coffin side.   I just got back from summer camp at Ben Delatour Scout Ranch. Would it have killed you little pieces of shit to leave me alone for a week? I had over 300 new messages for the week. I've been working on them for 3 and a half hours now, and just got done. I saw a shitload of deer.   That

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Current Internet Time: @245 Current Mountain Time: 22.53 That's not me or my friends.   Ahh... laziness. I am so fucking lazy, I don't know if I will even have an Awful Link™ of the day©. I went to my friend Jeff's house tonight because he threw a party commemerating the middle of summer. It was awesome, we watched How to lose a guy in 10 days, which if it were up

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Current Internet Time: @245 Current Mountain Time: 22.53   RRRRRRR!!! I'm trying to work out some kinks in my new blog template. It may not be up for a couple of days. This web site is currently refusing all attempts to interface with my template. Oh well, we will try again later. Trust me, you will know when our site has it's new template. This man is about to be

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Current Internet Time: @300 Current Mountain Time: 0.13   I have spent most of the afternoon trying to get my new blogger template to work. First I had to gather all the images, then I had to find a place to shove them online. I do believe I have gotten it. All I have to do now is add the tags that allow it to be a blogger and get it uploaded. This is a gooood thing. Also, my template comes

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Current Internet Time: @250 Current Mountain Time: 23.00   Well, my moods surely aren't as conflicted tonight as they were last night. I'm not apprehensive at all any more, because Ann has now seen me in a swimsuit, and as far as I can tell, she isn't preparing to dump me because of that. Believe me, if my mood ever reads 'Happy' and I've just been dumped by Ann, I am mentally insane and need

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Current Internet Time: @300 Current Mountain Time: 0.12   Gooooood Morning! Some web sites don't want to let me on them, so I'm re-writing the web as we speak. Yes, I am aware that I just updated a few minutes ago. However, I am completely wired right now! On about 5 cans of cherry coke! And I like exclaimation points! So! Much! That! I! Have! To! Use! Them! All! The! Time! And yes, I get very

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Current Internet Time: @264 Current Mountain Time: 23.20   My moods, obviously, are... conflicted. Maybe I should just break down my thoughts mood by mood: Apprehensive - Well, I'm going swimming tomorrow, and that will be the first time Ann will see me in a swimsuit. I'm worried that she will dump me just because of my appearence, but not really, because Ann isn't such a shallow person that

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Current Internet Time: @226 Current Mountain Time: 22.26   Well, I have to go back to school tomorrow after being off for the week of the 4th. As usual, part of me wants to see the school become a blazing crater in the ground. Now, don't get me wrong, I would never do something stupid. That doesn't mean I wouldn't lead someone into doing it. Oh crap, did I just type that? I mean, Never would I

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Current Internet Time: @324 Current Mountain Time: 0.46   I really need to get some sleep. I haven't gotten any sleep since Thursday, and it's starting to wear me down. My fanfic is slowly marching forward...I'm hoping to have the first chapter online by the end of the week. If that doesn't happen, it's because I've got a case of writers block or I just need to roll some ideas around withen my

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Current Internet Time: @199 Current Mountain Time: 21.47   Greetings again. I gotta write quick, before MAD TV and Saturday Night Live come on. Speaking of which, please feel free to go visit their websites: MAD TV Saturday Night Live Maybe there will be one more update tonight. Maybe not.

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Current Internet Time: @897 Current Mountain Time: 14.33 Note: This blog entry was written on July 4th. I didn't have access to a computer on the 4th, and subsequently had to type it into my blog today. The time mentioned above is the time it was written, not when posted.   Damn I'm bored! Well, wait, I suppose I should say this first: Happy 227th birthday, America! Wow we've come a long way,

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Current Internet Time: @347 Current Mountain Time: 1.20   Basically all I've done since the last update was sit on my fat ass in front of this computer, trying to find something to amuse me online. I "talked" to Libby and Jeff, and made several negative statements concerning Jeff's character. Here's what was written: (Yes, I am DieKreacherDie!) [23:45.26] DieKreacherDie: Du bist der

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Current Internet Time: @200 Current Mountain Time: 21.48   I am in a very good mood right now. Spent two hours with my girlfriend tonight, and I'm going to see her for at least an hour and a half tomorrow. We both have very busy schedules, so we don't get to see each other as much as I'd like. Oh well, that's the way it goes. Also, going to LaserQuest tomorrow, and I am going to get a

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Current Internet Time: @308 Current Mountain Time: 0.24    I am currently in a placated, even calm, zenlike state. I have just channeled the part of my spirit that keeps me happy: The slacker side. I just went to an airbrushing class at my local library and created a new shirt. The front reads "SLACKER" in black, while the back features the Anarchist sign. It feels great to finally have a shirt

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Current Internet Time: @241 Current Mountain Time: 22.48    I AM ABSOLUTELY FURIOUS AT THIS DAMN COMPUTER!!!!!!!!!!    Alright, now that I have calmed down, I am ready to stop cussing the computer. However, I have a good reason to be mad: this stupid hunk of aluminum and silicone decided to wipe out all my mail settings, along with the last 6 months of my mail. I can't freaking believe this! I

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Current Internet Time: @801 Current Mountain Time: 12.13    You may ask youself why I would be excited. Well, first of all, I'm going to Laser Quest with a bunch of friends around 15.00 (@916), which is always a huge blast. Secondly, I am starting a new project (with a blog of it's own, of course). I am going to be one of the first to have the complete manuscript of Harry Potter online. Not

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Current Internet Time: @337 Current Mountain Time: 1.05   "Why are you angry, Sir Sunshine?" Well, I'm angry because I said I was going to go to bed an hour ago. Obviously, I'm still sitting here. Also, when I tried to put in a link to show what web sites I was using, the stupid program erased it. Oh well, it was a crap entry anyway. So here's some links for you to play around with:

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Current Internet Time: @298 Current Mountain Time: 0.09   Welcome to my new blog! This is where I will record my thoughts of the day, week, events in my life, etc.   I finished Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix about a week ago. Damned if I saw that death coming. I just sat down to re-read it over the weekend, since I always get the plot and the details so much better when I read a

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