Saturday, December 27, 2003
On this day:
Posts from a good blog
Here's a great post that seems to pertain to my cat:
I swear, I have enough cat hair in my carpet, on my clothes, in dark recesses of the bathroom, on the kitchen floor, buried in the couch, in my hairbrush, festooned throughout my linens, and floating in the air at my apartment to knit a whole 'nother cat.
I swear, once the hot weather comes back and she doesn't need it for the whole 'keeping her bony ass warm' thing, I'm gonna shave her. A nice, feline-military buzzcut. Especially around the aforementioned bony ass, where it seems to grow like tufts in an old man's ears.
Heh. When I do that, I'll figure out a way to post pictures here.
Children, anyone?
Anyone who gives noisemakers to young children to play with early on a Sunday morning should be brutally ass-raped on live TV.
The following is shamelessly stolen from Offkilter, who stole it from somebody else. Modified to reflect me.
THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
--Lizbeth
--L's Weany
--Frog
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
--Failure
--Actors
--Rejection
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
--My computer
--My family
--My cat
THREE THINGS I HATE:
--POTUS
--Being fat
--Never getting enough sleep during the week
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
--The popularity and proliferation of Assholes and Jackasses in Modern Society
--The desire to engage in extreme (read: bone-shattering) sports
--Intolerance
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
--Chocolate
--Far Side calendar
--List of songs to download
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
--Listening to my MP3s
--Thinking about how to make the world a better place
--Shamelessly ripping off MP3s
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
--Live the posh life
--Travel the world
--Leave my mark
THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
--Eat Heartily
--Run the lighting board
--Build stuff
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
--Intelligent
--Lazy
--Strong
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
--Drive
--Surf
--Go on a diet
THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
--My voice
--My Internet Radio Station - currently off the air while I re-negotiate the bandwidth charges :(
--"Baba O'Rily" by The Who
THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD EVER LISTEN TO:
--Other people's bullshit
--Self-Impressed politicians and public speakers
--People who insist that their tatoo(s) didn't hurt
THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
--Shrimp
--Macoroni and Cheese
--Italian cuisine
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
--Surfing
--How to play the guitar
--How to love myself more
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
--Water
--Juice
--Whatever the other drama nerds leave lying around
THREE SHOWS YOU WATCH REGULARLY:
--Survivor
--CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
--The Simpsons
The preceding shamelessly stolen.
I'm tired of this stolen stuff. And yes, I will be posting my previous entries - sometime. In the meantime, they are a part of this "Teenage Wasteland". Now go listen to "Baba O'Rily", by The Who. Great song.
Current Internet Time: @356
Current Mountain Time: 0:33
I swear, I have enough cat hair in my carpet, on my clothes, in dark recesses of the bathroom, on the kitchen floor, buried in the couch, in my hairbrush, festooned throughout my linens, and floating in the air at my apartment to knit a whole 'nother cat.
I swear, once the hot weather comes back and she doesn't need it for the whole 'keeping her bony ass warm' thing, I'm gonna shave her. A nice, feline-military buzzcut. Especially around the aforementioned bony ass, where it seems to grow like tufts in an old man's ears.
Heh. When I do that, I'll figure out a way to post pictures here.
Children, anyone?
Anyone who gives noisemakers to young children to play with early on a Sunday morning should be brutally ass-raped on live TV.
The following is shamelessly stolen from Offkilter, who stole it from somebody else. Modified to reflect me.
THREE PEOPLE WHO MAKE ME LAUGH:
--Lizbeth
--L's Weany
--Frog
THREE THINGS THAT SCARE ME:
--Failure
--Actors
--Rejection
THREE THINGS I LOVE:
--My computer
--My family
--My cat
THREE THINGS I HATE:
--POTUS
--Being fat
--Never getting enough sleep during the week
THREE THINGS I DON'T UNDERSTAND:
--The popularity and proliferation of Assholes and Jackasses in Modern Society
--The desire to engage in extreme (read: bone-shattering) sports
--Intolerance
THREE THINGS ON MY DESK:
--Chocolate
--Far Side calendar
--List of songs to download
THREE THINGS I'M DOING RIGHT NOW:
--Listening to my MP3s
--Thinking about how to make the world a better place
--Shamelessly ripping off MP3s
THREE THINGS I WANT TO DO BEFORE I DIE:
--Live the posh life
--Travel the world
--Leave my mark
THREE THINGS I CAN DO:
--Eat Heartily
--Run the lighting board
--Build stuff
THREE WAYS TO DESCRIBE MY PERSONALITY:
--Intelligent
--Lazy
--Strong
THREE THINGS I CAN'T DO:
--Drive
--Surf
--Go on a diet
THREE THINGS I THINK YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO:
--My voice
--My Internet Radio Station - currently off the air while I re-negotiate the bandwidth charges :(
--"Baba O'Rily" by The Who
THREE THINGS I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD EVER LISTEN TO:
--Other people's bullshit
--Self-Impressed politicians and public speakers
--People who insist that their tatoo(s) didn't hurt
THREE OF YOUR ABSOLUTE FAVORITE FOODS:
--Shrimp
--Macoroni and Cheese
--Italian cuisine
THREE THINGS YOU'D LIKE TO LEARN:
--Surfing
--How to play the guitar
--How to love myself more
THREE BEVERAGES YOU DRINK REGULARLY:
--Water
--Juice
--Whatever the other drama nerds leave lying around
THREE SHOWS YOU WATCH REGULARLY:
--Survivor
--CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
--The Simpsons
The preceding shamelessly stolen.
I'm tired of this stolen stuff. And yes, I will be posting my previous entries - sometime. In the meantime, they are a part of this "Teenage Wasteland". Now go listen to "Baba O'Rily", by The Who. Great song.
Current Internet Time: @356
Current Mountain Time: 0:33
